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brainbuffering

Free reality checks. Find out what's wrong with you.

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What this is

Tests that score you on things nobody asked to have scored. How bitchy you are. How delulu you are. You answer, it does math, it hands you a number and a rank and a little chart, and then you sit with that.

The math is real. The premise is stupid. Both of those are true at once and that is the entire product. It is a bit, not a diagnosis. If a quiz called you a menace, take it up with the quiz. I just built the thing. The scores are its opinion now.

Who made it

Me, myself, and I. I'm in an industry that announces layoffs like it's a fun surprise. I still have a job for now... Every round goes out, I read the list, I don't see my name, and then I go home and build a quiz about how horny you are. This is what coping looks like.

No team. No studio. No funding round. Tests get written, tested on friends who then stop replying, shipped anyway.

Ideas, complaints, and accusations: hello@brainbuffering.com.

Questions people actually ask

Do you save my answers?
No. Every question you tapped stays on your device and dies with the tab. What I do count is the result: which quiz, which outcome, roughly which country, what day. That's it. It lands in a table as a number going up by one, next to a few thousand other people's. So I can sit back and laugh at you weirdos in aggregate, never individually. There is no row with your name on it, because there is no row with anyone's name on it. One day there'll be accounts so you can save results and compare with friends. I'm high-key too stupid to make that at the moment.
Are the scores real?
The math is real. What it's measuring is not. Behave accordingly.
I got a bad result.
Yeah.
Can I suggest a test?
Email it. If it makes me laugh it gets built. If it doesn't I'll build it anyway and blame you.
Why is it free?
Because charging for a joke is embarrassing and I'd rather grovel. Scroll down.