Would someone actually want to date you? Not "would someone tolerate you for eleven weeks." Actually date you.
Sixty-nine yes/no scenarios across six axes you can't see. Every one of them is a situation where both answers are defensible and only one of them is you. No maybes, no sliders, no hiding in the middle. Answer fast, because the slow answer is the flattering one.
Your answers never leave your browser. Only the result gets counted, so I can laugh at you weirdos in aggregate, never individually.
The Boyfriend Audit 2.0 is the extended, no-mercy edition of the dateability test. Sixty-nine yes or no scenarios, six hidden axes you can't see or game, and one honest question underneath all of it: would someone actually want to date you, or just tolerate you for eleven weeks? This is not therapy and it is not a personality test. It is a mirror with a scoreboard bolted to it.
Some men come out as the kind of catch where Everyone Wants Your Babies. Plenty land at Good Potential, Minor Bugs, fixable with effort you may or may not put in. And some discover they are a Future Podcast Episode, the cautionary tale a woman tells with a drink in her hand. So how good a boyfriend are you, actually? The answers aren't ranked in order, so trying to game the scoring becomes its own quiet personality test. Answer honestly and find out what you're really working with.
Not a personality test. Not therapy. A mirror with a scoreboard on it.
Brainbuffering is made by one person, at night, instead of sleeping.
buy me a coffeeThe Boyfriend Audit 2.0 grades how good a boyfriend you actually are across six categories, from rizz to whether you have your adult life handled. It is the upgraded version, with a wider net and a harsher curve.
This is the send-it-to-him test. It scores approach, emotional intelligence, ego, security, effort, and adulting, then hands back a number that is either a flex or a quiet wake-up call.
The audit scores six categories:
Each answer moves your score across six categories, from rizz to whether your own life is handled, and they average into one result from 0 to 100 with a matching tier. The upgraded version casts a wider net and grades on a harsher curve than the original. Honest answers give the only number worth trusting.
This is for boyfriends who think they are a catch and want proof, and for the ones brave enough to find out otherwise. It is also for the partner quietly sending them the link with no message attached.