Life Spawn RNG
You didn't pick your starting stats. Roll back the dice on your birth and childhood and see what the game handed you.
start →Adulting Score
6 domains of real-world competence, no aspirational fluff. Find out whether you're actually adulting or just faking the tutorial.
start →Power Trip
Handed the marble halls and no oversight, would you stay clean? Your Corruption Index says otherwise.
start →Villain Origin
Every villain thinks they're the reasonable one. Follow your choices to the archetype you'd actually become.
start →Your Price Tag Test
Everyone has a price. Most people just haven't been offered it yet. 20 offers, 20 chances to fold, and a number on your price tag at the end.
start →Delulu Diagnosis
Delusion or manifestation? Read the situations everyone misreads and see how far off the ground you're floating.
start →Lore Score
NPC, or a walking wiki page with a spoiler warning? Measure how much backstory you're actually carrying.
start →Skill Issue Test
When things go wrong, is it the world, or is it a skill issue? Run the self-diagnostic and find out.
start →Touch Grass Index
A field diagnostic for how online you've gotten, and how urgently you need to step outside.
start →Bitch Index
A calibrated read on your attitude: how much you let slide versus how much you hand straight back.
start →MAGA Detector
The eagle already knows. 20 scenarios on the flag, the hat, and how fast you changed the subject when the Epstein files came up.
start →Red Flag Index
You've spotted everyone else's. This one checks the call coming from inside the house.
start →Generosity Index
16 moments where nobody's watching and nobody's grading. What you'd actually do, not what you'd say.
start →Aura Index
16 rooms you have to walk into. Aura is not what you think it is, and the room already decided.
start →Boyfriend Audit
Men's edition. How dateable are you, actually? The answers aren't ranked in order, so trying to game it is its own personality test.
start →Boyfriend Audit 2.0
Men's edition, extended. 69 yes/no scenarios across 6 axes you can't see. Not "would someone tolerate you."
start →Ladies’ Bare Minimum Detector
Ladies' edition: this checks your dating standards. 24 men you'd probably swipe past. Is your bar reasonable, or are you holding out for a mythical creature?
start →Ladies’ Bare Minimum Detector 2.0
Ladies' edition, extended. Same dating standards, scored without mercy. 69 yes or no questions about the bar you claim to have.
start →Anime Cast List
10 roles, and you don't get a say in the matter. No powers, no training arc. The cast list decides.
start →Your Rich Person Arc
You finally got rich. Unfortunately, your personality came with you. 10 outcomes, 6 axes, 1 problem left.
start →Rizz Index
How much rizz you actually have, minus how much you think you have. 25 questions on your opening move, your texts, your eye contact and your real closing rate. All admissible.
start →Ick Index
How many icks you give off without knowing it. 25 questions on your texts, your table manners, your little run and the certified classics. All witnessed.
start →Group Chat Role
Which friend you are in the group chat, decided by 24 questions instead of by the side chat. The Yapper, The Lurker, The Group Mom, The Archivist. You already know which one you're afraid of.
start →Overthinker Index
How much you overthink everything, counted across 25 scenarios. Your drafts, your 3am reruns, and the arguments you win alone in the shower. You have already reread this description.
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