You're balanced. Sometimes you shine, sometimes you walk full speed into a glass door. Both are you.
You're balanced, which is a polite way of saying it depends on the day. Some rooms you're magnetic. Some rooms you walk full speed into a glass door in front of nine people and then have to keep existing in that room. Both are genuinely you and neither is the fluke. You've got a comeback ready maybe sixty percent of the time, and the other forty arrives in the shower, fully formed, useless, perfect. This is where most people live. It's fine here. There's parking.
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If it ruined your afternoon, that was the point.