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One foot grounded, one hovering for destiny. Manifesting a better parking spot, 40% success rate.

One foot on the ground, one foot hovering in case destiny needs it. You believe the song came on for a reason, then say “haha anyway” so nobody can arrest you for it. Not manifesting a mansion. Manifesting a better parking spot. It works 40% of the time, which is the exact dose that keeps a rat pulling the lever. You're seasoned, not cooked. Yet.

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