“Is He Nice?”

Your standards fit on a sticky note.

The list is one item long and it's a question you already know the answer to. Height, income, car, hair, none of it registers. Some people would call this emotionally evolved. It is also how you end up two years deep with a man whose entire personality is “he's never yelled at me.” Kindness is the floor, not the whole building. Add a second item. Any second item.