The "It's Complicated"

Morally, a little foggy

You're not the villain, you're just deeply, deeply flexible, in the way a noodle is flexible, in the way the truth is flexible after your comms team is done with it. Every shortcut came pre-wrapped in a reason so noble you nearly cried writing it. You'd pass a lie detector by genuinely believing the lie. This is where most humans land the second the chair gets warm, and honestly the fact that you're average here is the scariest data point in this whole quiz.