The Suspiciously Pure

Nobody is this clean, show us the basement

You said no to everything. Every yacht, every cousin, every quiet little loophole, gone, refused, on principle. This is either the most incorruptible soul to ever hold office or the single greatest long con in political history and frankly we cannot rule out the second one. You'll lose every election forever to people one tenth as decent, and history will name a very small, underfunded library after you. Beautiful. Doomed. We're a little worried about you.