The bar is on the floor and you're limbo-ing under it.
You said yes to almost everything and no to almost nothing, which technically makes you the most emotionally available person on this website. Either you have genuinely made peace with humans being flawed, or you're extremely tired. Both count.
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If it ruined your afternoon, that was the point.