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Waiting for a Unicorn

Your dream man is somewhere between a billionaire, therapist, athlete, and Disney prince.

Your dream man is somewhere between a billionaire, therapist, athlete, and Disney prince. He earns like the first one, listens like the second, looks like the third, and is emotionally available like the fourth, who is animated. Every real man is being measured against a composite that does not exist and losing.

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