"How many icks are you giving off?"
Twenty-five questions about the icks you give off daily. Your texts, your table manners, and the little run you do are all admissible.
Your answers never leave your browser. Only the result gets counted, so I can laugh at you weirdos in aggregate, never individually.
The Ick Index measures how many icks you are giving off without knowing it. Across five incriminating categories, your texting habits, your public behavior, your table manners, your main character tendencies, and the certified classics, it counts the tiny things you do that make people quietly close the app.
There are no wrong answers here, only behaviors other people have witnessed. Some come out Ick-Free, Allegedly, which mostly means nobody has caught them yet. Most land around Certified Ick Carrier, walking around shedding icks the way a dog sheds hair. A rare and contagious few reach Patient Zero, where the ick stops being something you give off and becomes something you are. So how many icks are you giving off? Twenty-five questions stand between you and a number out of 100, plus the tier the group chat already assigned you.
Made by one person. No logins, no answers stored.
If it ruined your afternoon, that was the point.
The Ick Index counts how many icks you are giving off, from Ick-Free, Allegedly to Patient Zero. It measures the tiny behaviors other people have already noticed, not the version of yourself you think you are presenting.
Everyone believes their icks are charming quirks until they get counted. This reads your texting habits, your public behavior, your table manners, and your main character tendencies, then hands back the number.
Your icks are counted across five categories:
Each answer moves your score across five categories, from your texting habits to the certified classics. They average into one number from 0 to 100 with a matching tier. The low scores usually just mean nobody has caught you yet.
This is for anyone who is sure their icks are endearing and is willing to be corrected, and for the group chat that has been keeping the list already. Take it before you claim the ick was unfair.