Red Flag Index

RED FLAG INDEX

The call is coming from inside the house

15 questions ~2 min

You've spent years spotting them in other people. Fifteen scenarios across how you communicate, what you're still carrying, your money, your loyalty, and how you handle the temperature going up. Answer honestly and it scores how you actually show up in a relationship.

Before you start: a high score is information, not a sentence. Every one of these is a behavior, and behaviors are the one part of a person that's genuinely changeable. Nobody is scoring you but you.

Pick the option that's actually true, not the one you'd say out loud on a date. Every question has an option a healthy person would pick, and it's not always in the same spot, so read all four before you tap.

Your answers never leave your browser. Only the result gets counted, so I can laugh at you weirdos in aggregate, never individually.

Are you the red flag?

The Red Flag Index checks the one person you've never audited: yourself. You've spotted everyone else's warning signs, cataloged your friends' exes, called it early every time. This quiz points the same radar inward, because sometimes the call is coming from inside the house. Fifteen honest tells decide where you land on the flag spectrum.

Some people come out a clean Green Flag, genuinely safe to date, boringly well-adjusted. Most sit around Yellow or Orange, a manageable amount of chaos with good lighting. And a few discover they are a full Nuclear Flag, the story someone else will one day tell a therapist. So are you the red flag, really? Fifteen questions stand between you and an answer you might not enjoy. It's easy to spot the flags on everyone else. This is the harder version, and the only one that actually matters.

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Your Red Flag Index

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Flag Distribution

Five axes. Higher means more flag in that area. These are what feed your overall number, so a low total can still hide one very loud spike.

Every Tier

The full ladder, worst to best. Your score is highlighted.

Red Flag Index is a reflective toy, not a diagnosis. Nothing here is a verdict on whether you deserve love. If any of these questions landed harder than a quiz should, that's worth mentioning to someone you trust.

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About the Red Flag Index

The Red Flag Index checks whether you are the red flag. You have spotted everyone else's, this one turns the lens around and scores your communication, baggage, finances, loyalty, and volatility.

The result runs from Green Flag to Nuclear. Sometimes the call really is coming from inside the house. Better to find out here than from someone's group chat.

What it measures

The index scores five categories:

How your score works

Your answers move a score across five categories, from communication to volatility, and they average into one result and a flag color from Green to Nuclear. You have spotted everyone else's red flags, this one turns the lens around. Sometimes the call really is coming from inside the house.

Who this is for

This is for anyone brave enough to audit themselves instead of their exes, and for the friend group that needs to settle who the real problem is. Tag someone, or find out it is you.

FAQ

How is the Red Flag Index scored?
Your answers move a score across five categories that average into one result and a flag color from Green to Nuclear.
Is this a real relationship diagnostic?
No. It is a comedy self-check, not therapy. Use it to laugh, or to quietly reflect, not to label anyone.
Can I retake it?
Yes, as often as you want. The honest run is the useful one.
Are my answers stored?
No. Nothing you tap is saved or sent. It all runs in your browser.