The stats you never got to pick
Life Spawn RNG is a quiz about the hand you were dealt at birth. It scores the circumstances you never got to choose, your family, money, health, where you grew up, and plain luck, and turns them into a starting roll out of 100 with a difficulty tier, the same way a game rolls a character's stats. High or low, it measures your starting conditions, not your worth, plus a bonus read on the person you've become since.
Before you start: this is a read on your starting difficulty, the hand you were dealt, not how you've played it. Plenty of legendary runs begin on the hardest setting.
Answer for how things were growing up, before you turned 18. A few questions are in the present tense (Do you, Are you). Answer those for your life now, as an adult.
Life Spawn RNG rolls back the dice on the one thing you never got to choose: your starting stats. You didn't pick your birth, your childhood, your family's cheat codes or lack of them. This quiz reconstructs the hand the game dealt you and tells you what difficulty you've been playing on the whole time.
Some people rolled a Legendary Spawn, born on third base with the tutorial skipped. Most got a Balanced Roll, a normal mix of buffs and bugs. And plenty are grinding through Nightmare Difficulty, a starting build that would make anyone's run look impressive. So what starting stats did you roll? This isn't about blame or bragging, it's a look at the character sheet you were handed before you could read it. Answer honestly and see what the game actually spawned you with, and how far you've carried it since.
Your Life Spawn RNG roll
Nine spawn stats. Higher means the roll landed in your favor. These are what feed your overall number.
Your Personal Buffs. This is the kit you've developed, not part of your spawn roll, so it sits on its own.
The full ladder, top to bottom. Your roll is highlighted.
Life Spawn RNG is a reflective toy, not a diagnosis. Where you spawned is not where you're stuck. Starting stats are not destiny, and every run keeps rolling.
Made by one person. No logins, no answers stored.
If it ruined your afternoon, that was the point.
Life Spawn RNG treats your starting position in life like a character creation screen you never got to see. It scores the stats you rolled at birth, from wealth and family to luck and location, and tells you what difficulty you are playing on.
You did not pick these. Some people spawn with legendary stats and a tutorial, others got nightmare difficulty and no guide. This just reads the dice you were handed.
Your spawn is scored across ten stat rolls:
Your answers set values across ten starting stats, from wealth to luck, and they combine into one overall roll. That roll ranges from a legendary spawn to nightmare difficulty. It only reads the hand you were dealt, not how you have played it since.
This is for anyone who has looked at their starting conditions and thought the difficulty slider was set wrong, and for the people curious how good their roll actually was. Take it, then argue with the dice.