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Rizz Index

"How much rizz do you actually have?"

Twenty-five questions about your game. No charisma required to take it, only to score well. Your texts, your eye contact, and your closing rate are all admissible.

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5
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0–100
Index
~4
Min

Your answers never leave your browser. Only the result gets counted, so I can laugh at you weirdos in aggregate, never individually.

How much rizz do you actually have?

The Rizz Index measures how much of your charisma is real and how much of it got rehearsed in the car. Across five categories, your opening move, your texting game, your eye contact, your actual closing rate, and the gap between how good you think you are and how good you are, it scores your entire game out of 100.

There are no wrong answers here, only self-reports that would hold up in a group chat. Some people come out Rizz Repellent, which is just a force field that works. Most land around Situational Rizz, quietly convinced they are underrated. A rare and concerning few reach Unspoken Rizz, where you pull without saying a word and charisma stops being a trait and becomes infrastructure. So how much rizz do you actually have? Twenty-five questions stand between you and a number out of 100, plus the tier that names what your friends already say the second you leave the room.

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About the Rizz Index

The Rizz Index scores how much rizz you actually have, from your opening move to your closing rate, with a penalty for the delusion tax. It measures charm in practice, not the version you describe to your friends.

Everyone thinks they have game until it gets measured. This reads your approach, your texting, your eye contact, and how often you actually close, then hands back the real number.

What it measures

Your rizz is scored across five categories:

How your score works

Each answer moves your score across five categories, from your opening move to your closing rate, with a penalty for the delusion tax. They average into one number from 0 to 100 with a matching tier. It measures charm in practice, not the version you tell your friends.

Who this is for

This is for anyone who thinks they have game and is willing to have it measured, and for the friends who would like to see the receipts. Take it before you claim you could pull anyone.

FAQ

How is the Rizz Index scored?
Your answers move a score across five categories that average into one result from 0 to 100 with a matching tier.
Is this a real measure of attractiveness?
No. It is a comedy read on social game, not a judgment of you as a person. Take it lightly.
Can I retake it?
Yes, unlimited retakes. The honest run beats the flattering one.
Do you keep my answers?
No. Nothing is stored or transmitted. It all runs in your browser.