A field diagnostic

Touch Grass
or stay lit?

Twenty-four questions to find out where you sit on the spectrum from sunlight-and-real-friends to glowing-rectangle-at-3am.

Answer honestly. There are no visible categories and no right answers, which is exactly how it catches you.

24Questions 6Hidden axes ~3Min
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Your pull across all six axes

Category breakdown

The full ladder

Five rungs from sunlight to screen glow. Yours is marked. The rest are where you could have landed, or where you might land next time.

Higher scores mean more time behind glass. Lower means you know what a Tuesday afternoon outside feels like.

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