"Which friend are you in the group chat?"
Twenty-four questions across six axes. The chat assigned you a role a long time ago. This just makes it official.
Your answers never leave your browser. Only the result gets counted, so I can laugh at you weirdos in aggregate, never individually.
Every group chat runs on the same eight people. The one carrying the conversation. The one reading everything and saying nothing. The one who made the reservation, again. The one asking the exact question that starts the drama. You already know which one your friends think you are. The Group Chat Role test checks whether they're right, with twenty-four questions across six axes: how much you send, how fast you reply, who does the planning, who stirs the pot, who holds everyone together at 2 AM, and who keeps the screenshots.
You might be The Yapper, broadcasting your commute in four consecutive messages. You might be The Lurker, four thousand messages read and twelve sent. Maybe you're The Group Mom running logistics nobody thanks you for, The Unpaid Therapist whose DMs are a waiting room, or The Archivist with a screenshots folder that could end friendships. Twenty-four questions stand between you and your official role, complete with the fatal flaw the chat has been too polite to mention. Answer honestly. The chat already knows.
0% match // runner-up:
Eight roles. One of them is yours. The chat decided years ago.
Made by one person. No logins, no answers stored.
If it ruined your afternoon, that was the point.
The Group Chat Role test decides which friend you actually are in the group chat, because the role you think you play and the role the chat assigned you are rarely the same one. It sorts you into one of eight roles based on how you actually behave in there.
Some people carry the conversation. Some people read four thousand messages and send twelve. Somebody made the reservation, somebody started the drama, and somebody has the screenshots. This tells you which one is you, officially.
A few of the eight roles you can get:
Your answers are matched against all eight group chat roles across six axes: volume, response time, logistics, chaos, emotional labor, and receipts. Whichever role fits your actual chat behavior best becomes your result. Nothing is added up, so there is no score to game, just the role you have been playing all along.
This is for anyone who has ever wondered what the group actually thinks their role is, and for anyone who wants ammunition to send to the chat. Take it, post your result in the chat, and watch everyone argue about whose is least accurate.